Rebecka|19|Sweden

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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221147
Posted
2 hours ago

breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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227305
Posted
1 week ago

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

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175601
Posted
1 week ago

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

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328559
Posted
1 week ago

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

image

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694283
Posted
3 weeks ago

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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255927
Posted
3 weeks ago

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

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128856
Posted
3 weeks ago

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

image

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90441
Posted
1 month ago
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